ANECDOT

Bad News

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, " OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a carton of beer. Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me."
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer."

Bill says,"Well not exactly. When she answered the door, Isaid to her,"You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "Wanna bet me a carton of beer?"

falls off : terjatuh
bet : bertaruh


Berita Buruk

Tiga orang pria sedang bekerja pada proyek pembangunan gedung bertingkat: Steve, Bill dan Charlie. Steve terjatuh dan langsung tewas.

Begitu ambulan pergi membawa jasad Steve, Charlie berkata, "Harus ada yang memberitahu istrinya."

Bill berkata, "Oke, aku sudah terbiasa dengan hal-hal sensitif seperti ini. Biar aku saja yang akan memberitahukan."

Dua jam kemudian, ia kembali sambil membawa satu kardus bir. Charlie berkata, Dari mana kau dapatkan itu, Bill?"

"Istri Steve yang memberiku."
"Ah, masa! Kamu kan memberitahukan bahwa suaminya meninggal, masa dia memberimu bir."

Bill berkata,"Ya, tidak persis seperti itu sih. Sewaktu dia membuka pintu, kukatakan padanya, "Anda pasti jandanya Steve, ya."
Ia berkata,"Bukan, saya bukan janda."
Lalu aku berkata,"Mau taruhan satu kardus bir?"